Dantean Punishment

So I was thinking that there needed to be an eternal punishment for the South Quad faux-arsonist. I was thinking a new level of hell, in which there is the biggest, fluffiest, most comfortable bed ever. And the faux-arsonist, who would always be exhausted, would lie on the bed, and as soon as he (or she) would fall asleep, the loudest, most annoying noise ever would sound, and wake them up. And this would happen for eternity. I feel like this would be a fair, Dantean punishment.